YOU ARE DRUNK.
Don’t Drink. Drink and you’re dead. They are drunk, more drunk than you can believe.
People assume that drunkenness is a strict progression of perfectly sober to vomiting on the floor, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly… time-y wimey… shit-how-did-the-floor-get-this-close-ouch-shit-hahayoureallblurredsdfhbjsgsgagsfr
I love this fandom so much.